....If you take nothing else away from reading what I have to say, know this: Randall Terry is a miserable excuse for a human being. If Terry is a Christian, then I'm the freakin' Queen of England. May he rot in the Hell he so richly deserves...and may he take Bill O'Reilly with him.
....We should probably all begin to fear for the intellectual future of this great nation...especially when Sarah Palin's hometown newspaper can in all seriousness discuss whether or not the Anti-Christ will be gay. Man, I can feel my brain cells beginning to commit ritual suicide en masse....
....Are you like me? Trying to figure out who to blame for the next (as yet uncommitted) terrorist attack. Well, fear not, Brave Defender of the Realm, for Dick Cheney will be happy to cast aspersions on your behalf. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid....
....Not that I'm suggestible or anything, but this girl-on-girl sandwich action does kinda make me want to go to Quizno's.
....I'd been thinking that being involved in a relationship with me and my ADD would be a helluva challenge for anyone. Then again, at least I'm not leaving IEDs at the front door of my girlfriend obsession. That's some serious devotion...or something.
....Finally, we have definitive proof of the difference between Liberals and Conservatives. If you're willing to slap your father in the face, you're a Liberal. You might be a Redneck if....
....But, of course...where else would one choose to store New York's toxic mud but west Texas? Who's going to notice but a few coyotes and the local tumbleweed population?
....H8TR...and apparently quite proud of it. Remember, if we allow Gays to marry, it won't be long before people will be demanding the right to have sex with ducks.
....It seems as if it should be a very basic rule, but for those of you who may have forgotten: young, White Conservatives should NEVER rap- especially when the main topics of that rap are Jesus Christ, waterboarding, and abortion. Better to be thought a fool than to...oh, never mind....
....You know, some people really shouldn't be allowed to procreate. I'll go out on a limb and say that this wingnut falls into this camp. Even recycling should have it's limits, knowhutimean??
