....Health officials in Los Angeles County have revealed that 16 porn stars have tested positive for HIV. Hmm...I may need to rethink that career change....
....When it comes to beer pong...you do NOT want to (&^% with Betty White. She will mess you up.
....Kim Jong-Il's son and designated successor has been anointed with the title "Brilliant Comrade"...I suppose because "Biggus Dickus" had already been used??
....What a radical supposition: Right-wing extremism is fed by Conservative Media, specifically Fox Noise Channel. Whodathunkit??
....It appears that Carrie Prejean's firing was just another clever career move. The Donald is SO proud....
....Today's McGyver sighting comes to us from the Sizewell Nuclear Plant in England, where a worker averted an impending nuclear disaster while sorting laundry. Well, it also took some duct tape, 3 large paper clips, a Magic Marker, 3 wooden matches, and 2 ounces of sea salt....
....I never EVER thought I'd see the day when I'd even consider defending Shepard Smith. Then again, I can't imagine that I'm the only one who finds watching the Right eat their young to he highly entertaining.
....And this is why we don't let beauty queens run the world.
....Here's something I NEVER would have figured out without a late night visit from Captain Obvious: adult videos and the NFL probably aren't a match made in Heaven.
...From Rep. John Boehner comes today's exercise in unfortunate metaphors. 'Course, he has no one to blame but himself for not standing on principle when it actually mattered.
