....When you can honestly risk the life of a child by refusing to call a doctor because it would show a "lack of faith", can there be any doubt that you've forfeited the right to refer to yourself as a human being...much less a parent?
....This is what happens when American Idol fans attack. It ain't pretty....
....Hey, guess what? Portland Mayor Sam Adam's a lying sack of dog excrement! How do we know this? Well, because another lying sack of dog excrement told us!! Uh, wait...you mean two wrongs still don't make a right?? Damn....
....The Oregon State Police seized 72 pounds of marijuana during two traffic stops. DUDE!!! That's righteous....
....If you're not willing to pay your train fares, punching Tri-Met fare inspectors probably isn't going to help your cause.
....WE'RE GONNA FIGHT! FOR OUT RIGHT!! TO PAR-TAY!!!
....How do you quickly piss off an entire community? Try renaming their street when they want nothing to do with it. SE 39th Avenue is now Cesar Chavez Avenue. Next up? Someone's is working to change NW 23rd Avenue to Richard Nixon Avenue. Oh, yeah, all politics really IS local....
....Hey, kids! If you're trying to impress the ladies, you might want to pick something that doesn't involve an angry bull. Just a suggestion....
....If you're a teenager, you'd probably best plan to spend your summer playing Halo. You're not going to make any money, but at least you'll have fun.
....Can anyone spare a few acres for a baseball stadium? Pretty please??
