....Well, we now know how much Conservative principles are worth. In the case of the American Conservative Union, the price tag is $2 million. Truth, honesty, and integrity? Those are optional ugrades.
....Contrition and remorse are generally considered good things when coming from a criminal. Apparently, though, it's not a lesson that's universally appreciated.
....And then we'll kill you and piss on your burning corpse....
....Having apparently solved all of the pressing problems facing the great state of North Carolina, legislators there have moved on to the real threat to Our Way of Life: outdoor clothes lines.
....Do you use Twitter? Well, then; you're qualified to work at Best Buy!
....Bill Gate rules the world. No, really....
....'Tis better to be thought a racist and a biggest than to go on the Rachel Maddow Show and remove all doubt.
....A giant floating blob of goo has been discovered off the coast of Alaska. Apparently, Karl Rove is on vacation there.
....It seems that the drumbeat for investigating the Bush-era abuse of power is growing. And the truth shall set you free....
....When you read the words "penetrating investigation" and "porn industry" ..well, you can all go ahead and fire up your random pun generators.
