July 28, 2009 5:55 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....There are few things that amuse me more in this world than listening to Texas Gov. Rick Perry open his mouth and discuss...well, anything, really. In this case, though, his take on healthcare reform is particularly amusing. Or frightening, depending on your perspective. Let's face it; the man's an intellectual black hole.

....Coming in a close second in terms of entertainment value is watching Republicans eat their young. In this case, I'm talking about Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) attacking Governor Goodhair for opposing the stimulus funds that she voted against. One hypocritical Texas Republican attacking another...it doesn't get much better than that, eh??

....Health care reform. Details. Action. These things shouldn't be mutually exclusive...should they?

...What do you call it when a Fox Noise Channel analyst calls for the execution of an American prisoner of war? How about "fair and balanced"?

....Uh, wait.... You mean you're willing to order a breakfast with a gazillions grams of fat, thousands of calories...but you're going to sue Denny's because of high sodium content? So, the waitress held a gun to your head while you were ordering??

....In the pantheon of pointless media events, it would be hard to top former Honduran President Manuel Zelaya, who displayed all sorts of moral courage is returning to his homeland- for all of a second or two. Now THAT'S some inspired leadership...

....Intelligent design: the ultimate oxymoron.

....John McCain's presidential campaign investigated the rumors surrounding Barack Obama's birth certificate. Oddly hypocritical, don't you think...coming from the campaign who wasn't even born on US soil, which Obama was?

....So Newt Gingrich is holding forth that Barack Obama should humbly admit that he blew it in his reaction to the arrest of Henry Louis Gates, Jr.? Sure, as soon as Gingrich admits that he's a lying opportunist and a hypocritical blowhard of the first order.

....In breaking news, more women are OK with the idea of watching porn. Then again, it's not news. It's CNN.

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