August 13, 2009 5:31 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....More bombings in Iraq. Suffering, death, destruction, yadayadayada....

....So you were wondering why you shouldn't "friend" your boss? Remember, people actually do read that stuff.

....Welcome to Continental Airlines, where you're not just customers, you're hostages!

....A gun at a town hall meeting? You had to know it was just a matter of time....

....Orly Taitz has a Plan B? Does it involve changing her name to something less comical??

....So how are we going to defeat health care reform? How about with these approved talking points? They're guaranteed to be 100% free of truth or reality!

....Everyone knows that government programs don't work. Except when they do. Which only proves that they don't.

....Today's sign of the decline and fall of Western Civilization? How about a 16-year-old girl doing a pole dance on national television? Billy Ray Cyrus for Father of the Year...or not....

....Ben Stein: How can someone so smart be so (&^%$#@ stupid?

....There are things made of bacon that shouldn't be? Say it ain't so....

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About the Miley pole dance thing, yes, it was wrong and way to sexually provocative for a 16 year old but the real horror is listening to that horrid little chipmunk slut girl’s voice. She’s a terrible singer, a terrible role model and really just a cow, a Disney cash cow.

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