August 17, 2009 5:53 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Am I the only one frightened that a boy this young can get on the Internet AND get this excited about Vanessa Hudgens' naked breasts?

....Facebook Buys Rights To Nearly Everything You Do Online For $47.5 Million. Uh oh....

....Ginger-Touched Oatmeal Peanut Butter Cookies: the official oatmeal cookie of WWJD.

....How to use math to choose a wife: Wow is there ANYTHING math and science can't do? Remind me again why I was a history major?

....It's Monday, which must mean that it's once again time for the grammar Nazis to check in.

....So, who says there's no honor among thieves?

....A Canadian poet is facing sex abuse charges. Something about his Longfellow, I suspect....

....A 37" flat-screen TV for $100? Sure, I know it looks like an oven door, but....

....A man in a banana suit sets himself on fire. Who wouldn't want to duplicate that stellar feat of intellectual gymnastics?

....Sure, money is dirty and germ-laden...but I had no idea that there are people who will clean it for you...and also remove the threat a safe distance away from you.

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