....Dude was going 153 MPH? In a Mazda? Is that even physically possible? And doesn't it just figure that he's an Oregon State student? What else are you going to do in Corvallis when you're bored?
....Road rage. Bentley. Chick-Fil-A. Perhaps it's just me, but there's something about those three things that just don't seem to fit together.
....Addicted to cocaine? Short on cash? Well, then, the Medical College of Wisconsin wants you! You'll have to supply your own hookers, of course.
....Fearless, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Unless you're a police intern and you believe that your hand is a loaded weapon.
....Joe The Plumber says he would "beat the livin' tar" out of Nancy Pelosi...not that he would ever advocate violence.
....This just in: no one trusts Fox Noise Channel except for...wait for it...Whites, Southerners, and Republicans. I know; I was shocked as well.
....Tim Tebow: good, upstanding Christian football hero...or studly gay icon? What would Jesus do? He'd be thinking about hitting it....
....So, who says art doesn't imitate life?
....Hey guys, sometimes things happen, not because you like dick, but because you are one. Memo to Richard Hatch: being gay doesn't insulate you from being an asshole, knowhutimean?
....If you think it's tough being gay in Wichita, just try being gay in Baghdad.
