August 30, 2009 8:42 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....I'm not certain whether or not losing advertisers will have an impact, but it appears that The Glenn Beck Show is becoming ever more blessedly unhinged. The frightening thing is that some folks are convinced he speaks the truth.

....If you'd been hoping that the Obama Administration would make flying less invasive of your personal privacy...well, guess again.

....America isn't the only place where Conservatives are out of fashion and ideas

....The reason we haven't been attacked since 9.11? Well, silly; it's because the terrorists know that we'll torture them. What else could it possibly be?

....You signed a contract that pays you millions of dollars. You're phenomenally talented. Thousands of men would love to be where you are. Yet somehow that just isn't enough. You're a crybaby...isn't it about to to get over yourself?

....Dick Cheney: laws are for losers and Liberals.

....Uh...he put his wallet where??

....Nudity and jellyfish just don't mix. No further is necessary.

....I opposed it with every fiber of my being, but now that it's here I have no problem with taking credit for it. No, "Conservative" isn't a synonym for "hypocrite". Why do you ask?

....If you're looking for someone to piss on a public servant's grave...well, Mike Huckabee's your man.

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