....Al Franken was a comedian. Now he's a U.S. Senator, he's able to have a civil conversation with constituents about issues like health care reform, AND he's great at parties. There are a couple hundred Republican Congressman who could take a less from that...like that's ever going to happen.
....Now You Can Crochet Your Own Snuggies At Home. Yeah, but can you have sex in them?
....If you were wondering what sorts of shopping experience men feel most comfortable in and you said, "electronics stores, strip clubs, sports bars and gyms"...well, you can go to the head of the line.
....Bad, no awful moments in advertising. Uh, someone went to college to learn how to do this?
....Sometimes, I think Hamlet was on to something- "First we'll kill all the lawyers."
....How can you tell when your resume is out of date, irrelevant, and in need of some tweaking? I'm glad you asked.....
....Chinese Government Closes In On Anonymous Commenters. That does it; from now on I'm using my real name: Mortimer Q. Pencildick.
....Health Care That Works. Yes, we're talking about Medicare, and yes, the government runs it. OMIGOD!! SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!
....Yeah, if you'd been facing the possibility of Sarah Palin being your mother-in-law, you'd be a bit wacky, too.
....Washington Redskins Relent, No Longer Bankrupting Elderly Season Ticket Holder. Yay!! Decency prevails!! And I'll be happy to take credit for this triumph of Good over Greed and Evil.
