....Megan Fox? Sorry, y'all, but a pretty face and a nice rack aren't exactly uncommon in Hollywood, knowhutimean? It's sort of the coin of the realm.
....So, just how big a sleazebag is John Edwards? Well, how 'bout HUGE...big enough that "sleazebag" doesn't begin to do justice to the callous, offhanded manner in which he betrayed his wife and family. And to think that Edwards could have been President....
....Rep. King thanks Sen. Grassley as 'single most important factor' in obstructing health reform. 'Cuz Lord knows you certainly wouldn't want other Republicans to suspect you of being constructive, would you?
....Rep. Price: If Obama Signs Health Reform, GOP Will Take Back Congress And 'Repeal The Disaster And Tyranny'. 'Cuz Lord knows you certainly wouldn't want other Republicans to suspect you of being constructive, would you? Hey, is there an echo in here??
....Ahmadinejad: Holocaust Denial A Source Of Pride. I never thought I'd see the day when open and aggressive ignorance of the truth would be a source of pride in a leader. Hmm...are you sure he's not a Republican?
....Ah, the Good Ol' Days...like, remember when you could still write a check at the grocery store?
....Tom DeLay Shows Off His Cha-Cha On "Dancing With The Stars". Must. Resist. Urge. To. Vomit. Ugh...did we REALLY need to be subjected to this travesty?
....Insurance company to 17-year-old girl: no care for you. Too bad. So sad. Blame your parents.
....Is there a more entertaining, yet more thoroughly unwound, Right-wing nutjob than Orly Taitz? I would submit that the answer to this question is a resounding "NO!!"
....Pa. man gulps 33¬¨Œ© burritos, wins eating contest. And since when is gluttony something to celebrate? Once upon a time, wasn't it one of the seven deadly sins? So what's next, competitive adultery?