September 25, 2009 5:25 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....DeMint: Obama 'Puts Our Troops At Risk' By Working On Health Reform. Right, like this President can't pursue more than pollicy initiative at a time. That may have been true of the last President, but this one actually has a functional intellect. Which is more than can be said for Jim DeMint.

....Hey, if we're going to use our military to export American-style democracy, why not use them to export American-style Christianity? They're already on the ground with the heathens, anyway.

....Boehner and Cantor: 'We are proud to serve with Congresswoman Michele Bachmann.' Great...those two are even crazier than I'd feared. Nice.

....O'Reilly on ACORN sting: No one cares about wiretap laws. Right; we should only care about laws that benefit the Right-wing's power-hungry agenda.

....Yeah, we know you're blind in one eye. Sure, you ran over and killed a bicyclist. Still, we see no reason why you shouldn't still be allowed to operate a motor vehicle. Why would we deny you your God-given right to drive? Just try to be a bit more careful, 'kay??

...."Glenn Beck" really ought to be the name for a mental disorder. This has left the realm of the ridiculous and it's on the expressway to the sublime. Unbelievable....

....SNL Mocks Glenn Beck For Conspiracy Theories, Lack Of Sanity

....Lou Dobbs seems to have discovered that whining and playing the victim is a great way to make a tidy living. Nice work if you can get it, eh??

....No, Glenn Beck may not be the Human Suppository...but he plays one on TV.

....So, you think your job sucks? These poor fools aren't even allowed to watch porn at work. Yeah, you could always have it worse, eh?

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