October 16, 2009 4:18 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....GOP Blocks Extension of Unemployment Insurance (Again). Republicans to millions of unemployed Americans: SCREW YOU!! Now get a job, already!

....Working more, but enjoying it less? And making less? Welcome to the New World Order, where greed is good, and you, my friend are expendable.

....You may still be one of the lucky ones with a job, but that doesn't mean you aren't getting squeezed. If you don't like it, there are millions more out there just like you...and they can't wait to take your place.

....New York Eagle Scout Suspended From School for 20 Days for Keeping Pocketknife in Car. It's official...common sense just left the building, and she took reason and decency with her. And you wonder why I fear for the future of this country??

....Basketball coach charged with 'manipulating' genitals at Costco. If you can't get it at Costco, do you really even need it?

....Wait...you had me at "whale penis leather interior."

....If you want to videotape naked women through the keyhole of their hotel room door, you might just want to check out the Vanderbilt Hilton. Erin Andrews can attest to this.

....You know it's a slow news day in Washington when the White House Press Corps is left to ponder this burning question: Did President Obama's dog take a dump on Air Force One? Inquiring minds want to know.

....GOP.com: "It's not even really a website". No, it's the Republican Party's latest effort at self-parody...and like everything else they try to do, it just fell flat.

....Orly Taitz. Just the name sparks a stirring in my loin...or maybe that's just last night's pork chops fighting back. Whatever; she's definitely not Number One with a bullet on this Georgia judge's list.

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