....Former Reserve Cop Charged With Drugging, Raping, And Shaving Friend. Jeebus, if this is what he does to his friends...well, with friends like this, who needs enemas??
....Apple Updates Mac Line: New Computers Are Faster, Cheaper, Have Bigger Screens. Yes, and how many shopping days until Christmas?? Hmm??
....Towns locks Republicans out, literally. Now if we could just figure out how to do the same thing in Congress...
....Lou Dobbs: Serving Vegetables In Schools Is "Political Storm In The Making". Yeah, the beef lobby has GOT to be up in arms....
....Your toilet's clogged. What else could you reasonably be expected to do under such circumstances but stab your son with a corkscrew?
....Recession? What recession?? The Dow is at 10,000, bankers are making huge bonuses again...what recession??
....Names increasingly reflect dogs' integration into the family. Mortimer Q. Pencildick III wants steak....
....Here's a question: Why are so many in Washington treating Olympia Snowe as if she walks on water??
....Cops answering 9-1-1 call are met by a swordsman, whom they subdue. Any story that involves gasoline, a crossbow, a samurai sword, a "bat shield" and falling "like a sack of potatoes" from a stun gun hit has got to be a must-read.
....Woman Sets Trailer On Fire Trying To Get Raccoon. Note to self: next time I try to chase a raccoon out of my trailer, stay away from the smoke bombs and the firecrackers.
