October 26, 2009 5:14 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Naked Man Charged With Indecent Exposure For Brewing Coffee In Own Home. If brewing coffee in my own home is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

....Seriously...does Sen. Mary Landrieu even know what "public option" means? And when has anyone ever referred to it as "free health care"? The scariest part is that this blond intellectual black hole is a Democrat (in name only).

....It seems the Miss California pageant wants to repossess Carrie Prejean's boobs. I'd offer to help, but I might get myself into trouble. You're on your own, y'all.... ;-)

....Fox Noise Channel: now in convenient talk radio format! If y'all think these clowns actually provide anything resembling "news", y'all got some 'splainin' to do....

....Mark Sanford: the most popular man in South America!

....Thune Offers Weak And Hypocritical Argument For Voting Against Franken's Anti-Rape Amendment. Uh...well, you see, Mike...women are property, so this sort of amendment is completely unnecessary and pointless, knowhutimean?

....Don'tcha just LOVE it when Republicans eat their young? Especially when it's a couple of completely unhinged wackjobs like Michele Bachmann and Laura Ingraham chewing 'em up and spittin' 'em out....

....Bong water is now classified as an illegal drug in Minnesota. Damn, that would have gotten me into all sorts of trouble when I was in college...in Minnesota. In other news, the 80s called...and they want their bong back.

....Kim Jong-il is fiddling while North Korea burns. What else is there to do in Pyongyang this time of year?

....After Twitter shuts down GOP accounts impersonating Dems, party complains of 'free speech' infringements.. When you're a Republican, lies, character assassination, and subterfuge ARE examples of protected free speech...unless, of course, those things are being used against you, in which case they're the worst sort of mean-spirited propaganda.

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