....Levi Johnston's Manager: 90% Sure He'll Be Frontally Nude In Playgirl. Man, the last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it. ;-)
....No One Minds If Tom DeLay Does Another Celebrity Reality Thing Right?. Uh, yeah...we do. We REALLY do. Are there no standards for public decency anymore??
....First Family's Clothing Picks Lead To BIG Sales. Who says the President is taking the economy seriously??
....Grayson goes too far for colleagues. OK, so he's toeing the edge. Still, I can't help but wonder how Democrats could change things if they spent less time trying to muzzle Grayson and more actually DOING THE JOB THEY WERE ELECTED TO DO.
....Rape Victim Denied Health Insurance. OK, so tell me again why having the federal government involved in health care is a bad thing?
....In which Jonah Goldberg attempts to prove that he has a sense of humor. Yeah, right.... Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
....This just in: Harry Reid displays something vaguely resembling leadership. Yeah, right....
....Ah, I see what you did there.... If you're going to go through all the trouble to plan a robbery, you might want to make certain that you don't leave your cell phone at the scene of the crime. Just a suggestions.
....Ladies and gentleman, please stand and remove your hats and join us in a moment of silence as we mourn the passing of GeoCities
....The hottest mug shots you'll see today (except for #8 and #9). Thanks, Girls Gone Wild!
