....Michelle Malkin, who, in addition to her various and assorted barely coherent rants directed at those who still drag their knuckles, has taken on the additional task of shilling for a book written by Progressive Michael Huttner. I had no idea that Malkin was such a huge fan of Progress Now. ;-)
....Dan Riehl, who has no problem smearing murdered Census worker Bill Sparkman. To Riehl's twisted way of thinking, Sparkman may well have been a child sexual predator...because, well, we can't prove that he wasn't, can we? Nice logical leap there, Dan-O. Stay classy....
....Robert Melia, who for reasons known only to himself inserted his Johnson into the mouth of five baby cows. This simple act spark a legal controversy: Did the cows enjoy "suckling" Melia's man-meat...or were they simply too puzzled to know what was going on? Yeah...inquiring minds want to know.
....John Derbyshire, who would happily repeal female suffrage. Nice work there...not everyone can manage to alienate half the American population in the space of a single paragraph. Better to be thought a fool and a misogynist....
....Michele Bachmann, for being...well, Michele Bachmann.
....Michael Steele, who could really benefit from focusing on a simple phrase. Something about "the pot calling the kettle black."
....Ken Lewis, who is merely the latest banking CEO to be held up as the poster boy for corporate greedhead scum. Thanks for that bailout, y'all!! Hope you're enjoying that new 30% APR on your credit card!! (&^% you very much!!
....Ann Coulter, who inspired Will Shakespeare to write his classic, "The Taming of the Shrew."
....Bill O'Reilly, who wouldn't recognize truth and fact if they showed up in his dressing room with kneepads, butt plugs, and a tube of AstroGlide.
....Sarah Palin, who's managed to turn propaganda, abuse of facts, hypocrisy, and being a blithering idiot into a cottage industry. Nice work if you can get it, eh?
....Betsy McCaughey, who never met a prevarication, misstatement, inaccuracy, talking point, or outright lie that she couldn't outdo without breaking a sweat. Truth? That's for losers and Liberals, silly...especially when the government wants to kill your grandma with their death panels.
....Sean Hannity, for just being himself. Too. Stupid. For. Words.
....Chris Wallace, who I'd have to think at one point in his career was an actual, honest-to-God journalist. Then he went to work for Fox Noise Channel, and he's become such a Right-wing ideologue that he's lost whatever credibility he may once have had...and then some. He may be Mike Wallace's son, but he couldn't hold his father's jock.
