November 3, 2009 5:28 AM

Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Corona

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.... Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

OK, so I get the whole "Halloween is a celebration of Evil" thing. Never mind the fact that the holiday has been so neutered as to be little more than another way for the American candy industry to get a much-needed annual sales bump. This is just plain silly, though. It's one thing to be thought a fool; it's quite another to be Kimberly Daniels and remove any lingering doubt about your world-class ignorance and hyper-religious zealotry. Even Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network recognized Daniels' post as sheer lunacy and removed it. When even the wingnuts recognize that you're off your medication, you have to know that you're a complete and total wackjob. Of course, what makes this so delicious is that Daniels was dead serious.

Then again, if you really wanted to enjoy some demonic candy, here's a handy guide. You didn't hear this from me, though...capice??

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