November 9, 2009 5:21 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....China's penis restaurant: There are several varieties of steamed, roasted and boiled penis at Beijing's quirkiest diner. Come for the elephant...stay for the water buffalo and the rhinoceros. Yum....

....Woman Passes Driver's Exam On 950th Try. No...no...for the 951st time, NO!! You cannot borrow the keys to my car.

....Pence: 'We Actually Do Deal With Pre-Existing Conditions' In The GOP Health Bill. Uh...well, yeah...if you consider "ignoring" to be the moral equivalent of "dealing with".

....Why let inconvenient things like "truth" and "simple human decency" get in the way of a perfectly good opportunity to engage in some world-class character assassination?

....Fox And Friends Muse About 'Special Screenings' And 'Special Debriefings' For Muslims In The Military. If you lack facts, fear-mongering and whisper campaigns work just as well. Besides, why let facts and reality get in the way of a perfectly good effort to demean and stereotype an entire class of people?

....Goldman Sachs CEO: "I'm Doing God's Work". Greed is good, eh? Sounds like someone's been channeling Gordon Gecko after doing a few lines....

....Yep, nothing brings a family closer than letting your mother watch your sex tape. The good news is that we at least know what Carrie Prejean does when she's alone and has time on her hands. ;-)

....Chris Brown: Rihanna Beating a 'Private Matter'. Yeah, it would have been SO much easier if she'd just remembered her place and kept her mouth shut. It's what Mama always did.

....Congressman Joseph Cao (R-LA) gets whacked in dark alley by a fellow Republican...'cuz if there's one thing Republicans HATE, it's when one of their own think independently and vote their conscience. Film at 11....

....Thank God for brave, selfless Bill O'Reilly and his willingness to venture forth against the Left's latest attempt to force their agenda down our throats. How else would you explain Sesame Street clearly trying to indoctrinate our precious, impressionable children with Leftist propaganda?

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