....South Jersey Pep Rally Turns Into Jerry Bruckheimer Film. Remember, it's not a bonfire unless you can see it from space.
....So Easy, A Canadian Could Do It. They do health care better than we do, so I suppose it would stand to reason that they'd do college football better, eh?
....Poll: Rush Tops Beck As Most Influential Conservative. Like two sides of the same coin, eh? Either way, the most influential Conservative is an ignorant, self-absorbed blowhard. Now, THAT'S leadership.
....Illiterate Republican Truther-Birther-Nut Posts Satirical (?) Event On Obama's Old MySpace. Because why should truth and reality get in the way of a perfectly good conspiracy theory?
....New Web site a `social piggy bank'. Want a new car? Don't have the money? No worries; now, thanks to the awesome power of da Interweb, now you can beg your way to a new ride! No conscience necessary!
....Customer Finds Dead Mouse In Toyota. Tonight on Eyewitness News: Stuart Little commits seppuku in a Toyota. Film @ 11....
....Click here to find out more!GE, Vivendi Deal: General Electric To Buy Final 20% Of NBC Universal. So how long before all of our information comes from one source and one source only? That day may be closer than you think.
....Pastor Rick Warren Refuses To Condemn Ugandan Law Making Homosexual Acts Punishable By Death. Well, if they weren't gay, they wouldn't have this problem, would they?? Would that Rick Warren would actually crack his Bible once in a while. He might actually learn something about the teachings of Jesus Christ, the Son of the God he professes to revere.
....O'Reilly Pardons Huckabee For Commuting Suspected Cop Killer's Sentence. 'Course, if a Democrat had commuted Maurice Clemmons' sentence, O'Reilly (and every other Right-wing demagogue) would be foaming at the mouth and demanding that Governor's head. Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry...or worry about being held accountable.
....Rep. Hinchey: Bush Admin. 'Intentionally' Let Bin Laden Escape To Justify Iraq War. Well, they lied their way into the war in Iraq; is this really so difficult to believe when looked at in that light?
