....Giant Penis Sparks Bizarre Media War. Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves, knowhutimean??
....Sweden cutting aid to Uganda over 'appalling' Anti-Homosexuality Bill. Would that America had the wherewithal and the simple human decency to follow Sweden's lead.
....Gohmert opposes estate tax extension because 'Jesus never advocated the government go steal.' Right...because as everyone knows, Jesus was an "I got mine, you can damn well get your own" Republican.
....New Report: Virginia Tech Staff Warned Their Families BEFORE Telling Students In 2007 Massacre. Wait for it...here comes the outrage....
....Blue Cross Blue Shield Lobbyists Quietly Helping Extreme Effort To Declare Health Reform Unconstitutional. What's good for Blue Cross Blue Shield is ipso facto (not so very) good for America.
....Palin On A Roll: Links Obama To 'ClimateGate,' Sticks Up For SUVs. Because when you're Caribou Barbie, you can say whatever comes into your pointy l'il haid...and far too many people will think you're a hero and buy whatever you're selling without so much as a question.
....Anti-Immigrant Group Withdraws Support For Lou Dobbs: He Has 'Deeply Offended His Base'. Apparently, Dobbs' sin was in being insufficiently hateful. Who would have thought that would ever happen, eh?
....Going Undercover in the Crazy, Tragic World of Christian Gay-Conversion Therapy. Because hatred really IS a Christian value.
....Star Jones: Tiger Woods Should Talk To Fellow Adulterer Barbara Walters. CAT FIGHT!!!!!! ;-)
....Authorities Bust Man Smuggling Cocaine-Stuffed Chicken At Dulles Airport. So that's what was in Grandma's "special sauce"....
