....Senate Introduces Bill To Rein In Early Termination Fees. It's supposed to be a cell phone contract...not indentured servitude to a service provider.
....Minnesota: Not Serving Personal Mobility Scooters At The Drive-Thru Is OK. Well, if you weren't handicapped, you could just drive a car through the drive-thru...like normal people.
...."Office Space" Star Battles 'Malicious' Gay Rumors online. Wait...WHAT?? Ron Livingston's gay?? Oh, the humanity....
....America Without a Middle Class -- It's Not Far Away As You Might Think. Not when you consider that we're the ones being squeezed
....New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign. When art imitates life....
....You know the recession is hitting hard when the New York Yankees are looking to cut payroll.
....Report: CNBC Was Considering Hiring Dobbs Until Latino Groups Pushed Back . Yeah, ain't karma a b---h? Yes, it surely is...and I probably shouldn't be enjoying it so much.
....America's New Politics: Dildos, Mistresses, and Sex Hotlines for Uninsured Children. This story starts in Floriduh...and pretty much goes straight downhill from there.
....Apple Buys Online Music Service. Uh...wait...doesn't Apple already have an online music service?
....Demi & Ashton Plan Dinner, Sex Via Twitpics. T.M.I. Really. Too damn much.