....By The Time You Read This, Another Woman Will Have Claimed To Have Had Sex With Tiger Woods. I think I've lost track. Remember...it takes a stiff shaft and dimpled balls to play golf. ;-)
....Tiger Woods NAKED PHOTOS? Playgirl Mulls Nude Picture Purchase. Speaking of a stiff shaft and dimpled balls....
....Holly Sampson PICTURES: Photos Of Porn Star, Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress (NSFW, VIDEO). Oh, man...somebody's got some' splainin' to do, eh?? That's it; I'm done with the stiff shaft jokes....
....Former Missouri House Speaker (R) Beats Up, Chokes Mistress During Sex. Well, she would have uttered the "safe word", but she was kinda busy being beaten unconscious.
....Man Throws Tomatoes At Sarah Palin, Gets Arrested. Ah, don'tcha just LOVE freedom of speech and expression?? Especially when it involves produce? (Finally, a story that doesn't involve sex. Almost anticlimactic, isn't it?)
....Study: Parents' Sex Talks With Kids Happening Too Late. If your kids sits down with you for "The Talk" and she's bouncing a toddler on her knees...it's probably too late.
....Mika Brzezinski: You Don't Know What Getting Fired Is Like Until It Happens to You. I've been fired once and laid off twice, and I'm here to tell you it's no fun at all.
....If you plan on going deer hunting this year, you might want to keep in mind that it's generally a good idea to be able to distinguish between a deer and a llama. Just sayin'...
....Yeah, the US Air Force will pretty much take whatever it can get. Do you have a pulse? Can you speak in something resembling complete sentences? Are you free of any child-molestation convictions? Well, pardner, the Air Force has a place for you!!
....When Santa Gives You a Pap Smear. The answer to the question, "When can I expect to get nothing but coal in my stocking?"
