....Best Man Pranks Newlyweds By Connecting Their Bed To Twitter. Man, with friends like this....
....Tuvalu representative: The fate of my country rests in the hands of the U.S. Senate. In other words, dude...you're totally hosed.
....Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress: Woods And I Had Sex The Night His Father Died. OK, everybody...time to pile on!! So how many guys would want to trade places with Tiger Woods now?
....Sarah Palin To Speak At A Fundraiser For A Socialist Canadian Hospital. I do believe that my head's about to explode from the irony...never mind the hypocrisy.
....Health Bill In Peril: Lieberman Pulls Support For Senate Deal. OK; now LIEberman's just being a dick...because he can and because the Democratic leadership and the White House will cave in to his demands.
....How Many Women Can One Man Actually Sleep With?. Five thousand? Man, if you do the math...just thinking about that wears me out.... ;-)
....Why Is the Federal Government Supporting Evangelism? 'Cuz the separation of Church and State is a myth?
....In Attempting To Justify Her Denier Op-Ed, Palin Lies About Her Past Climate Change Views. Because the truth is whatever you can convince the American Sheeple it is.
....Obama Objects To Expanded Predator Drone Strikes In Pakistan. Uh...because random civilian casualties is a bad thing?
....Thousands Who Lack Adequate Coverage Attend Free Medical Clinic In Kansas City. If this doesn't say volumes about the state of of Third World health care system, I don't know what will...and if you're not ashamed, you're not paying attention.
