....Dick Armey sneers at 'a woman named Maddox' who 'has a Ph.D. in something that doesn't matter.'. Right; because being an ignorant troll aggressively divorced from truth and reality makes you a REAL American. ANYONE can get a Ph.D.; it take a true patriot to stick to principles...even in the face of truth, reality, and evidence to the contrary.
....God Promises 30 Percent Increase In Global Warming By 2012 While at Copenhagen. But do decision makers actually give a damn? Or are they really only concerned with maintaining their position and their perks? I don't think I need to tell you what I think....
....British Woman Found Guilty Of Having Noisy Sex. If your orgasms are louder than a road grader, you might want to consider moving to the country.
....GOP Angling To Force Winter Repeat Of The August Crazy. Because reacting emotionally is SO much more satisfying that thinking critically, logically, and reasonably.
....Teabaggers Attempt Humor With The "12 Days Of Obama". OXYMORON ALERT!!! Teabaggers trying to be Teh Funny!!
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Highway to Health - Last Tea Party Protest of the Year | ||||
| ||||
....Golf Porn Earns Raul Quintana Lifetime Ban. It really DOES take a stiff shaft and dimpled balls to play golf....
....Conservatives Co-Opt Christmas: 'Tis The Season To Kill Health Care Reform. 'Tis the season to demonstrate just how divorced from reality you truly are. Ignorance is its own reward, eh?
....Perfect Christmas Gifts For All Your Pretentious Friends. Another WWJD public service. Happy Holidays!
....Tea Partiers Plan To Burn AARP Cards. When you're divorced from reality, convinced of your own moral superiority, intolerant of divergent viewpoints, and dumber than a box of hammers, what else could one reasonably expect?
...Dad Delivers Baby With Help From Google. It was either that or calling 911.
