....Man Sought By Police For Sniffing Butts In Supermarket. Everyone now and again, I'm rendering speechless. There's nothing I could possibly add to this. I got nuthin'....
....Everyone Hates Parker Griffith. When you're a self-absorbed dick, you're a self-absorbed dick, from your...oh, never mind....
....P.E.I. sex shop claimed by recession. Hmm...talk about falling on hard times due to a limp market created by soft demand....
....Human Events Names Dick Cheney Conservative Of The Year. Sometimes, the jokes...well, they just write themselves, knowhutimean?
....Polluting pets: the devastating impact of man's best friend. Kinda hard to be an eco-warrior when your dog creates a carbon footprint equivalent to an SUV, eh?
....Kim Kardashian Does Carl's Jr Food Porn: How Does She Stack Up?. Who cares? Kim Kardashian? In a bikini? Making love to a hamburger? I think I need a cold shower.... ;-)
....Baucus: Not A Single Republican Senator Has The 'Courage' To Work Together To Pass Health Reform. How often do you see "courage" and "Republican" used in the same sentence? Really? It's just so much easier to scream "NO!!" at every opportunity. It certainly beats the Hell out of having to come up with actual honest-to-God ideas.
....Boston mom calls 911 over son's video game habit. Uh...you couldn't seperate Mr. Plug from Mr. Wall Socket?? Who's in charge here, anyway??
....Newsweek's 2010 Prediction: Obama Does Nada on Gay Rights. THIS is "Change We Can Believe In"? Why do I feel as if I've been lied to?
....Texas Man Says He Found Rat Jaw in Frozen Veggies. Why do you think we call it our "Great Value" brand?
