December 30, 2009 7:31 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Right Wing Renews Calls For Profiling: 'There Should Be A Separate Line To Scrutinize Anybody With The Name Abdul'. Because it's not about BEING safe. It's about FEELING safe. And what better way to do that than visibly oppressing and discriminating against those who are obviously different? So how, then, do you propose to deal with terrorists like Timothy McVeigh, Ted Kaczinski, and Eric Rudolph- all White Males?

....TSA Figures If Passengers Are Confused, So Are Terrorists. And if passengers are aggravated and pissed off, then it stands to reason that terrorists will be as well. Right...at least everyone will FEEL safe, right?

....Asked if GOP should campaign on repealing health reform, Mitch McConnell refuses to answer. Because when you have no ideas of your own, you should always reserve the right to tear things down.

....Metal Detectors Useless in Finding Powerful Explosive PETN. Remember, though; it's not about BEING safe. It's about FEELING safe.

....Mary Matalin claims President Bush 'inherited' the September 11th terror attacks. Because when you're a Republican, you can revise history to your advantage. Remember, when Democrats do it, it's the worst sort of Liberal, Left-wing propaganda. When Republicans do it, it's speaking truth to power....even if History has to be changed to fit the narrative.

...."The Daily Show" Correspondents Discuss Their Use Of Steroids. Well, it looks as if John Oliver's been using them incorrectly....

....US quietly widened terror war to Yemen. If you liked the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, you're going to LOVE the idea of going to war in Yemen!

....Republicans Who Opposed The Stimulus Continue To Pan It As A 'Failure,' While Also Taking Credit For Its Success. Hypocrisy truly is the one reliable and dependable Republican value. This is especially true when you're a Republican and you have no ideas of your own to offer.

....Palin rehashes 'metaphor' excuse to dodge accountability for the Lie of the Year. Because when you're a liar, you're a liar, from your first...oh, never mind....

....Ohioan Boehner Wows Florida Crowds With Tropical Tan. One of the great things about being a Congressman is free access to all the orange spray-on tans you can handle.

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