Did Venus Go Commando?. Yes, Haiti is dying. Yes, our economy is in the toilet. Yes, we're all going to die from H1N1. DID VENUS WILLIAMS NOT WEAR UNDERPANTS!! OMG!! WHAT ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN??
Jon Stewart Weighs In On Mass. Senate Race, Is Fed Up With Dems. As am I. Jeebus, we're a gutless bunch, aren't we??
King On Deporting Haitians: 'Don't Deport Them But Don't Give Them Temporary Protective Status'. Hmm...we could just keep them in internment camps. Hey, it worked for the Japanese in WWII...didn't it? Besides, it'll be easy...especially since Haitian don't look like us.
Ivana Trump In Her Underwear On Celebrity Big Brother. And we need to see this...why??
After Fox Classified Her Show As Opinion, Van Susteren Attacks WH For Saying It's Not 'Traditional News'. Or, as we more accurately like to call it, "propaganda".
Glenn Beck welcomes Scott Brown to Washington: 'This one could end with a dead intern.'. Nothing says reasoned, dispassionate political discourse like evoking the ghost of Gary Condit merely because Brown happens to be an attractive male. Oh, right...Republicans are supposed to be fat, balding, and ugly.
Bin Laden Claims Responsibility For Christmas Day Bombing Attempt. I'm not sure I'd be willing to claim responsibility for something so poorly planned and ineptly executed. If that's the best that Al-Qaeda can do...well, welcome to amateur hour, eh?
