Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York. I've got to think that somewhere a porn director is drooling over the prospect of a leading man with a 13.5" schlong. I feel SO inadequate.... ;-)
British Woman Arrested In Dubai For Illegal Sex After Reporting Rape. What...you mean to tell me that women aren't the property of men??
Right-Wing Radio Host Incensed That 'Butt Sniffer' Michael Steele Canceled Appearance On Her Show. Yessiree...that Dana Loesch sure is one classly lady, ain't she?
Failed Christmas Day Terror Attack Reveals The Decline Of Al Qaida. With all their big names rendered hors de combat, it would appears that they're down to their junior varsity. How else do you explain a would-be terrorist stuffing a bomb in their underwear and then attempting to set it off in his seat in stead of an airplane bathroom?
Lindsay Lohan Forgets Her Bra. ALERT THE MEDIA!!! Oh, wait...it looks as if someone already has. Never mind.... ;-)
SAYING 'ENOUGH!' ABC News Profiles Move Your Money Campaign. "Too big to fail" doesn't have to mean that they deserve to keep your money. Mine is going elsewhere before too much longer. Chase can kiss my furry white @$$....
California Needs Billions Of Dollars From Federal Government. California is barely governable anymore. If a company were as insolvent as California, it would have long since been liquidated and its assets sold.
Mexican Drug Cartel Stitches Rival's Face Onto Soccer Ball. And this is why I'm no longer a goalkeeper. Yikes....
