Ten Former Child Stars You'd Sleep With Today. What? You mean that Natalie Portman and Rachel McAdams weren't child stars? And your point would be...?
Kimmel Unveils The Taliban's Catchy New Ad Campaign. It's all about recruiting. Any American college basketball can tell you that.
Bill's Late Father Irving Kristol: 'My Poor Son Has Got It Wrong Again'. No, your poor son is a blithering idiot.
Police beat 18 year-old-violinist over Mountain Dew bottle. This is what happens when you run across a police department that's sponsored by Red Bull.
Christian TV Show Gets Rickroll'd. Oh, the humanity....
Meet The Bad Consumers Of The Apple Genius Bar. People am stupid. I don't mean just ignorant and lacking in common sense. I'm talking about mind-numbingly brain dead and incapable of anything resembling rational, coherent thought.
McCain: Campaign finance reform is dead. Congratulations, Senator; the GOP is largely responsible for this corruption of democracy. Republicans really are people: mean, nasty, greedy people.