February 11, 2010 6:08 AM

14:59, 14:58, 14:57...enjoy it, 'cuz it ain't gonna last forever

How does one go from anonymous math major to a sought-after interweb celebrity in the span of 40 minutes? All it takes is some fortuitous timing, a bit of fate, and a bright orange t-shirt.

Of course, a cute smile and a nice rack doesn't hurt, either. Lord knows that TV cameras at sporting events love attractive women with nice chests, eh? In the case of Arielle Angelovich, you just happen to be a math major who falls into a ticket to a Texas-Kansas basketball game. Oh, and you wear a burnt orange t-shirt while sitting behind the Kansas bench and standing out from the crowd like an angel of mercy. That ESPN's cameras were glued to her certainly isn't Angelovich's fault, and now she's finding out what instant fame is all about. It seems that pretty much every single guy in the country wants to be her BFF (and more) on Facebook.

Uh, Arielle?? Larry Flynt's on line two...something about a six-figure photo shoot.... Oh, and someone from "Girls Gone Wild" left a message for you, too. I'm not sure what they wanted, but I do remember the words "lesbian" and "topless".

Jeebus, I should have such problems....

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