Greg Oden's Gigantic Penis Is Also Healing Nicely. Good Lord, y'all...it seems the latest "WTF??" trend is athletes snapping nude photos of themselves in bathroom mirrors. Cue the C&D letter from Oden's lawyer in 4...3...2....
Lieberman: 'It's Possible' I Could Be 'A Good Old-Fashioned New England Moderate Republican'. Or just a thoroughly self-absorbed careerist handjob concerned only with his re-election prospects.
Obama: 'I'd Rather Be A Really Good One-Term President Than A Mediocre Two-Term'. At that rates he sabotaging himself, he might end up being a mediocre one-term President.
Rahm Emanuel Seen As Prime Obstacle By Progressives. DING!!! Tell the folks what they've won, Johnny!! Pragmatism is no way to run a railroad. Did The Worst President EVER © spend eight years focusing on pragmatism? No, they speent eight years trying to shove their neoConservative agenda down our throats. Now Emanuel is all about the bipartisanship?? Grow a pair of freakin' balls....
Colbert Rips Harold Ford Jr. For Flip Flopping On Abortion, Gay Marriage. This is what happens when you will do or say ANYTHING to get elected. Convictions and principles are for losers and Liberals.
John Travolta Flies Rations, Scientology Ministers Into Haiti. Nothing like a little proselytizing to go along with your humanitarian aid, eh?
Alien Life Could Already Be On Earth, Scientist Says. Well, that would certainly explain Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, and Sean Hannity, wouldn't it?
Tiger Records PSA: 'Don't Text While Married'. Don't let this happen to you....
