Tea Party Leader Calls Obama 'Half-White Racist'. Ah...so apparently the reports of the death of irony were premature, then?
Conservatives Turn On Scott Brown Over Jobs Bill Vote: 'Low Life Scum Hypocrite!'. Don'tcha just LOVE watching Conservatives seat their young? This is seriously entertaining.... ;-)
Hillary Duff Teaches All Girls How To Handle Getting Engaged. Ah, if only it was this easy to get Duff to...well, you can draw conclusions from the pictures just as easily as I can, eh?
The Right-Wing Backlash Against Glenn Beck: Stop Being A 'Clown' Who's Trying To Divide Conservatives. Somehow, seeing "Glenn Beck" and "clown" in the same sentence feels perfectly natural, don'tchathink??
Peyton a Double Agent? Some Think So. How thoroughly delusional do you have to be in order to even consider the possibility that Peyton Manning deliberately threw away the Super Bowl? If you're a Colts fan and you simply refuse to accept the idea that New Orleans was the better team...well, I truly feel sorry for you. It just might be time to seriously consider seeking professional help.
Royals Mascot Lawsuit: 'Slugger The Lion' Accused Of Eye Injury. That does it; I'll never allow anyone to throw me a hot dog again. EVER.
French 'Oral Sex' Anti-Smoking Ad Sparks Scandal. Hey, if it convinces one French teenager not to smoke, I'd consider the ad campaign a rousing success.
Lingerie Model Runs One Of World's Largest Drug Gangs. What, a woman can't be entrepreneurial?
