March 25, 2010 5:32 AM

Randy Neugebauer: I'm a lying dirtbag, and I'll never stop speaking for the people of Texas

THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD

(apologies to Keith Olbermann)

Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-TX)

“Congratulations” to Rep. Neugebauer, one of the few repeat winners of WWJD’s “cherished” Worst Person in the World award. Yes, Neugebauer may be the living, breathing definition of an empty suit, but give the man props for having a boatload of chutzpah. Most moral reprobates politicians would be so embarrassed over an outburst like Neugebauer’s that they’d lie low in the hope that it would all blow over and go away quickly. If there’s one thing that Neugebauer sees no need for, though, it’s shame. Hey, if bragging about your own boorishness is a recipe for lining your campaign’s war chest, then who’s going to look a gift horse in the mouth? If it was good enough for that Lion of Liberty, Joe Wilson….

Of course, the person I feel most sorry for is Neugebauer’s wife, Dana. Not only does she have to wake up next to Randy Neugebauer every morning, those must be some SERIOUS horse tranquilizers she’s on….

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