OK, so just in case any of y’all like my writing enough to send my money (preferably large sums of it), please refer to this story as a cautionary tale. I’m not finicky; I accept payment/donations/blood money/filthy lucre via any number of methods…except credit cards, sadly.
If you feel yourself so moved, feel free to email me. I’ll be happy to smooth your path to my everlasting gratitude.
Just saying…. ;-)
