March 30, 2010 6:54 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Man Arrested After Threatening To KILL GOP Congressman. Threaten to kill a Republican? Well, that’s a crime, son…and the person responsible ought to be locked up tighter than Pat Robertson’s sphincter. Threaten to kill a Democrats? Well, boys will be boys, don’tchaknow??

RNC spent $1946.25 at sex-themed nightclub Voyeur West Hollywood. Being a Republican means never have to justify your sexual peccadilloes…even when they’re indulged on the dime of donors. Now THAT’S leadership, eh??

Ricky Martin: I’m Gay. AH, it looks like Captain Obvious is in the house….

Will the iPad ‘change everything’?. Well, no; I’ll still be putting my pants on one leg at a time, and I’ll still be trying to figure out how I can wake up next to Natalie Portman and Rachel McAdams.

Attempting To Strip Gays Of Hate Crimes Protections, Oklahoma Removes Protections For Race/Religion Instead. How stupid do you have to be in order to be a senator in Oklahoma? Jeebus, these maroons can’t even get it right when they’re trying to figure out who to hate and oppress. How inept are you when you can’t even hate properly?

Obama’s Health Secretary To Insurers: It’s Over, You Lost. Deal with it…and figure out how to survive in the new world order. Stop looking for loopholes.

Obama bumper sticker fuels violent political road rage in Tennessee. You had to know that this was only a matter of time, right??

Meet the High-Ranking SEC Official Who Surfed Porn While Your 401K Vanished. If you or I did this, we’d be (justifiably) out on our butts. Ah, but we’re talking about David Ito, who makes more than $200,000/yr. and got off with the equivalent of a slap on the wrist. Your tax dollars at work…or not.

Obama health insurance requirement taken from GOP. That’s right; Republicans were for “ObamaCare” before they were against it. Man, you can cut the hypocrisy with a knife, can’t you??

Controversial play canceled Yep, no good God-fearing Texan is going to be OK with the idea of the Homosexual Agenda being taught in a state university…even if it is in the form of a play.

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