‘Assburgers Syndrome’ Tops Google With Confused Searches For ‘Asperger’s Syndrome’. No, you can NOT have fries with that. Don’t even ask….
Conservative Catholic League President Bill Donohue Defends Beck: Many Of His Critics Are ‘Phonies’. Man, if you’re reduced to having to own up to the reality that Bill Donohue is one of your most vocal supporters….you’re thoroughly hosed.
Woman tries to shut down Large Hadron Collider over apocalypse fears. Then again, if you’re worried about Assburgers, then we might have something to talk about….
Israel Moves To Change Law After Biden ‘Mishap’. Translation: We’re still going to build settlements in places we previously agreed not to; we’re just not going to announce it when Joe Biden’s in town.
Thiessen’s Inconsistency Undermines Claim That Detainee Lawyers Can’t Be Compared To John Adams. How ‘bout we just skip the preliminaries and go straight to the reality that Marc Thiessen is a mental midget and a knee-jerk neoConservative…which, in this case, is thoroughly redundant.
Irony: Tea Party March In DC To Collide With Actual Circus Parade. The question, of course, is how anyone in the DC press corps will be able to differentiate between the circus parade from the Tea Party march?
Virginia Lawmakers Vote to Block National Health Care Overhaul. You can have our health care when you pry it from out cold, dead fingers. Before that, though, we’re gonna vote to outlaws them there gays so they can’t recruit our children with their Homosexual Agenda.
ACLU will sue high school that canceled prom to stop lesbians from attending. You might just be a redneck if: You’re school districts cancels the prom to keep two lesbians from attending. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN????
