Maria Sharapova Or Nicole Vaidisova Would Like To Help You With Your Small Penis. Sorry; I’m not going to brag on myself, but I think I can pass on this solution. Really. I have references. ;-)
Jim Bunning’s Back: Blocking Nominees Over Canadian Smoking Law. Yes, you read that correctly. Bunning has his panties in a wad over a tobacco-related law passed by the Canadian Parliament. Apparently, somehow that’s Barack Obama’s fault and worthy of Bunning’s brand of brain-dead obstructionism.
Holding up the health care bill, Rep. Gohmert shouts, ‘I brought an abortion to show you today.’. Really; is there a more convincing argument for abortion than Louie Gohmert?
Obama Visits Kindergarten To Read Class 200-Page Memorandum On Health Care. At least it wasn’t “My Pet Goat”.
Conservatives Who Demanded We ‘Listen To’ And ‘Stand Behind’ Gen. Petraeus Now Disregard Him. It was all fun and games when Gen. Petraeus was faithfully spouting the Conservative line. Now that he’s come out in favor of killing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”, he’s just another woolly-headed Liberal unworthy of being treated like a REAL American.
POLL: More Than 70% Of Iraq And Afghanistan Veterans Comfortable Serving Alongside Openly Gay Troops. “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is an anachronism, favored only by haters too ignorant and black-hearted to change.
Forbidden Fruit: Microsoft Workers Hide Their iPhones. I can think of no greater endorsement of my decision to buy and my love for my iPhone.
CNN Taps Unhinged Conservative Blogger Erick Erickson As Regular Political Commentator. So, this is where the doctrine of “Fair and Balanced” has lead us? WHAT LIBERAL MEDIA??
Democrats To Subvert Democracy By Only Voting Once to Pass Bill Welcome to the death of Democracy. Why do Democrats hate America??
Wingnuts Furious Over Obama’s Upcoming Ban On Fishing . Jeebus, how freakin’ stupid are these maroons? If someone told them that Democrats used microwaves to read their thoughts, would they run out and make tin foil hats?? Here’s an idea: how ‘bout we just take their guns?
