Are Oysters A Vegan-Friendly Food?
This goes back to a running disagreement (one of many, come to think of it) that my ex-girlfriend and I had…but, really; is there a more thoroughly disgusting, vile, slimy, disagreeable edible substance on the face of the planet than oysters? I don’t care what you do, how you dress them up, or what you camouflage them with…they’re still oysters, they’re still slimy, and they have all the taste of an old sweat sock soaked in brine. Yummy, eh??
I don’t care if they’re an aphrodisiac, if they give your the strength to leap to buildings in a single bound, of if they make you irresistible to the opposite sex. Oysters are, without and beyond the shadow of a doubt, the single most disgusting, vomit-inducing edible substance known to mankind. Period. End of story.
Any questions?
I didn’t think so…. ;-)
