Palin Hosting Fox News Show Debuting Thursday With Celebrity Guests. Today’s sign that the Apocalypse may well be upon us. Yes, America really IS this stupid.
Top 10 Places You Don’t Want To Visit. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch? Who wouldn’t want to take a vacation to the world’s largest floating garbage dump??
Killer of Kan. abortion doctor faces life sentence. I oppose the death penalty with everything I have…but for Scott Roeder, I’d be happy to flip the switch.
Why Are We Afraid of Saying “Socialism”?. Because we’re too stupid to think. As a people we have a collective IQ that leaves us capable of only of reacting and being manipulated. I call us the American Sheeple for a very good reason: it’s true.
Sexual Freedom Group Charges Republican Party With Hypocrisy. Repubilcans? Hypocrisy? Perish the thought….
Beck guest host: Vice President Biden is ‘turning Japanese’ and ‘turning into Joe Biden-son.’ Hey, if you can’t win an argument on the facts, resorting to racism and cheap personal insults is ALWAYS a good strategy.
Karl Rove Heckled At Book Signing, Called ‘War Criminal’. It wouldn’t hurt if it wasn’t true…and it most certainly IS true.
College debate organizers unable to find any law professors to argue health reform is unconstitutional. Uh…perhaps because there’s nothing unconstitutional about health reform? Memo to those who opposed reform: screaming about something doesn’t translate to it eventually becoming the truth. Deal with it.
Large Hadron Collider Sets Collision RECORD, Starts New Era In Physics. What’s the sounds of two protons colliding? Uh, as it turns out, there is no sound.
Congress Goes On Vacation, Leaves Unemployed In The Lurch. Let us eat cake, eh?
