April 4, 2010 6:58 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Dan Quayle still pushing “Perot elected Clinton” nonsense.; Twenty years later…and they’re still making excuses for losing the 1992 election? And here I’d thought revisionist history died with the Soviet Union. Apparently, ineptitude and incompetence had nothing to do with it….

Jack Cassell: Doctor Refuses To Treat Obama Supporters. Memo to Dr. Cassell: Uh, that was the Hippocratic Oath, not the Hypocritical Oath. KTHANXBYE!!

Surprisingly Bad Omens In Jobs Report Despite Major Jump In Hiring. Great news!! The economy sucks less than it used to!!

US media raves over Apple iPad. IT WILL SAVE THE WORLD!! It does complex math equations! It will help you pick up women! It can cure the common cold! It’s fluent in 374 languages! It has no known natural enemies! Best of all, it will help win your fantasy baseball league!!!

Browns Lineman ‘Truly Sorry’ For Bringing Loaded Gun To Airport. Wow, I’ve got nothing. I have NO idea how to top something so phenomenally stupid.

Walk Back Watch: McConnell Admits GOP Will ‘Probably Not’ Be Able To Undo The Entire Health Reform Law. And before long, they’ll have shifted the propaganda to another issue and abandoned health care reform altogether.

Obama calls out Limbaugh, Beck. It’s about damn time, don’tchathink?

Jessica Simpson’s love advice. Wow…Jessica giving advice on relationships would be like me giving advice on how to keep a marriage together.

Reviewers PAN Palin’s Fox News Show: ‘Canned,’ ‘Tame’. Tastes Great!! Less Filling!!

You make me want to be a better man. Try just a few of these suggestions, and I’m guessing that you will in fact be a better person. Just a hunch. ;-)

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