If a Teabagger Uses a Racial Slur, and It Isn’t on YouTube, Did It Really Happen?. Not if you accept Teabag Logic, which apparently overrules anything and everything, including truth and reason
No More Burger King Or Dairy Queen For Soldiers In Afghanistan. Because the LAST thing a soldier halfway around the world in a war zone needs is a taste of home.
Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgery Prevents Her From Hugging, Jogging. How phenomenally stupid do you have to be to get to this point? Just ask Heidi Montag.
Family at the center of Florida’s battle over gay adoption attends the White House Easter Egg Roll. What better way to send a message that says discrimination is wrong?
Erin Andrews Will Continue to Dance Despite Death Threats. My new hero….
Do Not Throw Coffee And Food At McDonald’s Workers If You Think They Shortchanged You. Just a suggestion…because it will not end well for you.
Did Jindal Bribe Louisiana’s Attorney General To Force Him To Join Frivolous Health Care Lawsuit? Are you kidding? Louisiana and corruption go together like strippers and professional athletes.
Las Vegas Sun: Justice Department mulling Ensign indictment. It’s about damn time….
Does Drinking Cola Do Damage To Your Sperm?. Yet another thing to add to your (disturbingly long) list of things to obsess over and live in mortal fear of.
The Most Absurd Warning Labels Of All Time. Surprisingly, people actually do get paid to write stuff like this. Damn….
