Dustin Winesberry, registered sex offender, takes world’s sexiest mug shot. Just in case of any of the ladies out there want to take a walk on the wild side….
Chopra Blames Own Meditation for Baja Quake. Man, I had NO idea that Deepak Chopra was so gifted.
Houston man convicted in $1 million adult diaper scam. Inquiring minds want to know: will he do hard time, or will he be pampered?
Fruits and Veggies Prevent Cancer? Not So Much, It Turns Out. Well, damn…I guess it’s back to the bacon and Patron diet, eh?? Might as well die like a man….
Jonathan Gurwitz: Liberal extremists are threatening people, too. Violence from any quarter is reprehensible and should be roundly condemned…but let’s not pretend equivalence where it doesn’t exist. Doing so only cheapens the debate and the credibility of those on the Right…and Lords knows they can do that on their own.
6 People Miraculously Survive Vehicle’s 700-Foot Plunge Over Cliff. I don’t care what you say…it’s an ATV, NOT a hang glider. Capice??
Bethlehem police: Drunk man forgets clothes, address. OK, so he was off by 46 miles. Damn, that was some party, eh??
Texas man threatened deadly force to stop abortion. Ah, so THAT’S what “pro-life” means….
Man threatens to down Qantas jet with mind power. Telepathetic. Man, I just wish I could take credit for that….
Lord of the Rings fans rescued off Mt Doom. One simply doesn’t walk into Mordor naked.
