Aussie Cookbook Recalled After Recipe Includes ‘Freshly Ground Black People’). Oddly enough, no one said a word about the recipe for white bread in the book that called for “Ground White People”. Go figure….
Tea Party ‘revolt’ looks like a pity party to me. Hey, it gets people outside, gives them something to do…sort of like Scouting for angry, White bigots.
End Of The Line For The MSU Thong Thief. Man, you’d think that 78 pairs of thongs cadged from coeds would be enough….
Zimbabwe marks 30 years under President Mugabe. Laissez les bon temps rouler….
Mistaken Bomb Threat Aimed At Yankee Fans. Well, I suppose that’s one way to ensure that you can get a seat behind home plate at Yankee Stadium.
Judge backs Redding atheist who balked at religious anti-drug program. Did your time for your particular crime? Still don’t believe in God? Dude, that’s gonna cost you another couple years….
Volcano Spews More Ash, More Flight Chaos. It’s official; Iceland is now the biggest ashhole in Europe.
How To Survive The Apocalypse: Some Things You Need To Know Before The World Ends. Well, owning a motorcycle with a machine gun mounted on the handle bars is a VERY good place to start.
The Five Creepiest Moments of the Southern Republican Leadership Conference. The challenge, of course, would be whittling the list down to only five creepy moments.
John Peak dies after wheelie bin stunt goes wrong. You know, there’s no way I could possibly top this question from FARK.com: “You’ve been up all night drinking with your friends. Do you (a) make a fool of yourself in front of the opposite sex (b) throw up on someone and go home to bed, [or] (c) climb into a wheeled trash can and roll down the street to your death?
