Glenn Beck To Deliver Liberty University’s Commencement Address. This should be taken as proof that a college edumication is no guarantee of creating anything resembling native intelligence.
This week in crazy: Scott Baio. I know; Lesbians can be SO mean and hurtful….
Verdict For Man Accused Of Weighing His Penis On Produce Scale. The verdict: the judged advised that the last time he saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it.
Lawsuit: Hotel Obliged Guest’s Requests For Whites-Only Service. Surprisingly, the hotel isn’t in Virginia….
The Legal Struggle Over The National Day Of Prayer. Uh, HELLO?? Remember the separation of Church and State? The federal government has no business promoting Christianity or its activities…any more than it should be doing the same for Judaism, Buddhism, or Conservatism.
FTC Protects Your Privacy, But FCC Rules At Hoops. And the SEC ROCKS when it comes to porn!
Conservative Christians Outraged at Graham’s Dis-Invitation. Come on, now…do you REALLY think that Jesus would have engaged in or condoned comments as hateful, disrespectful, and thoughtless as those blithely tossed out by Franklin Graham? Why do Conservatives consider it perfectly acceptable to demean Islam?
Your Kids Really Suck At Not Choking To Death. Too bad they couldn’t live long enough to die while texting and driving.
Utah To Execute Man With Firing Squad. Taking a page from the Chinese, and in an effort to save taxpayer dollars, the state of Utah will bill his family for the bullets.
Salma Hayek’s Daughter Is Trilingual. Isn’t a wee bit early to begin speculating on the poor child’s sexuality??
