iPhone, iPad Apps Allow Men to Track Women’s Menstrual Periods. Seriously.. Don’tcha just LOVE technology??
15 Unintentionally Perverted Children’s Toys. Beautiful…and who could forgot the Balzac??
Swastikas Made Of Refried Beans Smeared On Arizona Capitol. Tomorrow’s protests will feature chips and salsa.
“The Homo Quota”—Inside The World Of Gay Softball. Man, I had NO idea that gay softball involved so much treachery and deception. Then again, how DO you fight discrimination without engaging in a little discrimination of your own?
South Carolina Lt. Gov. Blames ‘Flat-Out Lazy’ People For Immigration Problems. Hey, it’s not Andre Bauer’s fault that he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.
Why ‘I Feel It In My Heart’ Is a Terrible Justification for God’s Existence. Self-delusion can be a (damn poor) justification for all sorts of nutty ideas. I feel in my heart that I should be an NFL quarterback; look where that got me….
The 9 Countries With The Worst Beer In The World. I’m thinking North Dakota has to be somewhere on that list….
Report: Tiger Woods’ Wife Wants To Move To Sweden. Jeebus, can you blame her? After dealing with the humiliation of knowing that her husband slept with every skank from here to Cancun, I’m surprised she doesn’t want to go into exile on the moon.
Mining lobbyist: ‘The president has parked his tanks on our front lawn.’. Perhaps if you stopped treating miners as if they’re disposable and without value, this wouldn’t be happening. It’s not as if it isn’t richly deserved.
Nebraska Courthouse Features Portrait Of Obama Smoking A Cigarette. Go ahead; tell me it’s not because he’s Black. Do you REALLY think George W. Bush would have been disrespected in this matter? Of course not.
