Kansas lawmaker proposes levying sales tax on abortions. WTF?? And why not follow this up by proposing that women who have abortions be put in stocks in the village square? Or that they be required to wear a scarlet letter? Or, better yet, that they be publicly flogged by a Catholic bishop (or Bill Donohue)?
Leighann Adair, Third-Grader: Busted For Jolly Rancher Possession. When Jolly Ranchers are outlawed, only outlaws will eat Jolly Ranchers….
Murder Suicide At Downtown Chicago Old Navy. What, the Apple store wasn’t open yet?
Surprised Employer Fires Sex Blogger. If you think that whatever you do outside of work (however benign or inoffensive) is your own business, guess again. “Employment at will” is just a tired, sorry excuse for ignorant, uptight people in positions of power to oppress what they can’t, don’t, and/or refuse to understand.
Comcast Is Giving Me More Channels Than I Pay For… Do I Tell Them?. Hmm…let me think about this for a nanosecond….NO!!!!
Latest Jobs Report Refutes Republican Claim That Stimulus Created Only Government Jobs. Hey, just because it’s wrong doesn’t mean it can’t be used to propel the propaganda.
Graphic Image Of Genitalia On Full Body Scanner Led To Assault, Police Say. Man, the last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it.
Gulf oil spill ruining vibe on `redneck Riviera’. Where White Makes Right, and Lynyrd Skynyrd rules….
Delta Offers More Money For Pooch Lost In Transit, Apologizes. Yes, Paco is still missing…and Delta is trying to throw enough money at their customer so that the whole thing will just magically disappear.
Fox on Sex: Try More Solo Sex for Better Partner Play. Leave it to Fox Noise Channel to rebrand masturbation. Woody Allen was not available for comment.
