16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts. Yeah, one of the things that’s always bugged me about living in Portland is how difficult it is to find crocodiles and dried reptiles…not to mention pig faces and dried whale penis.
Alabama Evangelist Gets Life For Dead Wife In Freezer. If only he’d listened to Jesus, who told her to bury her in the back yard.
Just Because: Video Of Justin Bieber Walking Into A Glass Door. Because who in the Hell is Justin Bieber, anyway…other than a teenage boy with a crappy haircut??
Texas Board Of Education Tried To Keep Word ‘Slave’ Out Of ‘Slave Trade’. Hey now…slaves were only considered to be 3/5 of a person…and most White Folks in Texas still think this is the case.
Genius Philly Fan Posts The License Plate He Stole From Montreal Writer Online. As everyone knows, crimes committed immediately after a Stanley Cup playoff victory can’t be prosecuted…unless the perp is a mental black hole who brags about his conquest on da Interweb.
Kendra: My Workout Is Great For Sex. So is mine…but for some reason I don’t feel the need to advertise that salient fact. Go figure.
D.C. Teens Say Free Condoms Are Too Small. Well, DUH!! You’re not actually supposed to use them. The idea was to piss off Right-wing Christians, who think that y’all just want to copulate like bunnies, anyway.
A Roundup Of London Olympic Mascot Photoshop Fun. And to think that some creative “genius” probably got paid handsomely for coming up with something that anyone in the throes of an LSD flashback could have done just as easily.
Texas A&M Group Makes Basketball Shot From AIRPLANE. There you have it…proof that Aggies have WAY too much time on their hands.
Wrestling Mogul Behind Blumenthal Vietnam Scandal. When you have no ideas of your own, personal attacks and character assassination are ALWAYS good options.
