Really Bad Timing for Offshore Drilling Regulators’ Porn and Meth Scandal. Yeah…don’tcha just hate it when current events place you in a VERY bad light??
BP Runs Full-Page Ads In Major Newspapers Defending Its Oil Spill Response: ‘We Have Taken Full Responsibility’. But it’s a big ocean…and it’s not all that bad. Really. Trust us. We’re BP…and we know oil. Honest.
APPLE STORE NOW WILLING TO ACCEPT HARD CURRENCY. Accepting cash? What a novel concept….
The Idiots Responsible for the BP Oil Leak Disaster. They’re rich. They’re powerful. And they don’t give a damn about anything that doesn’t increase their net worth.
Erin Andrews Has Made It After All. As it turns out, all she wanted was to be able to choose the venue in which she showed as much skin as possible.
Gov. Bob McDonnell Brings The NRA Into Virginia Elementary School Classrooms. Someone in Virginia needs to impeach this idiot. NOW.
Flyers Fan Thinks Live TV Is “F^@-ing Amazing”. What do you expect? He’s from Philadelphia; he’s probably still new to the concept.
Carla Bruni Asks for a Finger Up Her Butt, in Seven Different Languages. No, I really DON’T want to know…but seven languages?
Global Leaders Express Concern Over Arizona’s New Immigration Law. So, Arizona…how’s that whole being an international laughing stock and an embarrassment to America thing working out for you??
Is Mean-Spirited, Ignorant, Tearful Glenn Beck Going to Have an Impact on America?. Collectively, the American Sheeple are just stupid enough for me to offer an unqualified “YES!”. Somewhere, Jesus is weeping into his Corona….
