ESPN has launched their Tebow Tracker, designed to give you all the Tebow news in the world of Tebow. Tebow Tebow Tebow. I thought such a thing already existed, and it was called THE ENTIRE SPORTS MEDIA.
He has yet to take a snap in the NFL. He’ll be lucky if he even sees the field in an NFL game this season. And yet ESPN.com has it’s very own “Tim Tebow Tracker”…perhaps for the purposes of tracking how many souls The Anointed One saves whilst removing splinters from his Holier-Than-Y’all backside. Yes, the uber-Jesus-y Tebow may have been considered to be God His Own Self while quarterbacking the University of Florida to eight national championships and eleven Heisman trophies. He may have single-handedly saved the Philippines from malaria, and secured blessings from the Pope, Pat Robertson, Y.A. Tittle, and Franklin Graham, but WTF??? As far as I can tell, God His Own Self has yet to throw an NFL touchdown pass. Then again, it’s never too early to begin doing the Lord’s work, eh?
Since when does a 22-year-old kid walk on water? Man, I can hardly wait for his first sex scandal. I wonder what Ben Roethlisberger’s up to these days??
